From the depths of the Australian underground comes a band that thrives on pure chaos, raw satire, and a tongue-in-cheek brutality that could only belong to KÜNTSQUÄD. Their latest full-length, Satans Cock (out now via Wormholedeath Records), isn’t just a record—it’s a demolition derby of riffs, gore-soaked humor, and scathing social commentary.
Across ten tracks of relentless grind-punk ferocity, the band unleashes everything from the primal blast of “Piss and Purge”, to the groove-soaked filth of “Zombie Cum”, to the nightmarish storytelling of “Genital Dismemberment Bot Cult.” This is an album that takes no prisoners, flips off conventions, and wallows gleefully in its own sonic mayhem.
The quartet—Paula VCDamnzal (guitar, throat, songwriter), Brett Eldridge (bass), Adam Holmes (drums), and NikronomiconSatanik (lead guitar)—push the extremes of grind, punk, and death metal while somehow keeping one foot firmly in the land of infectious hooks. It’s violent, it’s grotesque, it’s offensive in all the best ways… and yet, it’s weirdly catchy.
What makes KÜNTSQUÄD stand apart is their ability to balance savagery with satire. Tracks like “Fuck Me Jebus” and “Your Mum Sucks Crack in Hell” show that their razor-sharp sense of humor is just as central to their identity as their riffs and blast beats. But underneath the absurdity, there’s a genuine, venomous pulse—the sound of musicians who know exactly what they’re doing, even while pretending they don’t give a fuck.
In this exclusive Crannk interview, Jai That Aussie Metal Guy dives deep with all four members of KÜNTSQUÄD, unraveling the grotesque tapestry of Satans Cock, revisiting their early days with tracks like “Slave”, “Gods of War”, and “Necro Nightmare,” and getting inside the chaos engine that keeps this beast moving.
Love them, hate them, fear them, laugh with them—KÜNTSQUÄD don’t care. They’re too busy screaming into the abyss and taking us all along for the ride.
ORDER/STREAM: https://kuntsquad.bandcamp.com/album/satans-coc
